Shamu, you're one tasty muthafucka!
They're not called "killer" whales because it's cute.
Eat harpoon, you delicious son of a bitch...
During a search of his bedroom in San Jose, police discovered binders full of child pornography images and numerous logs with meticulous records, listing more than 36,000 children's names — mostly boys — and codes that appear to indicate how he abused them.I think this guy is full of crap. I'm not saying he's not a kid toucher - he looks like one, and therefore, probably is one. However, 36,000 kids is an obvious lie. Even if he touched one kid a day, it'd still take him 100 years to touch that many kids. Or, if he was very productive, he could touch 10 kids a day for 10 years, but really, 10 kids a day? Yea right. Obviously, he's covering for somebody else... somebody stashed those records in Schwartzmiller's bedroom. Somebody who would have the time and resources to molest 10 children a day for the past 10 years... but who could that be?
cardboardkutout (1:48:21 AM): i'm all for tigt
cardboardkutout (1:48:31 AM): they stole my idea for "surf ninijaAs'
cardboardkutout (1:48:42 AM): iflipino dudes that know taie kwaon do
cardboardkutout (1:48:48 AM): that was my udea, fuc that adude
cardboardkutout (2:25:13 AM): trying to convince whroes to come over and fuck my spilled up drunk ass isso ahrd
cardboardkutout (2:25:18 AM): especially whe nI keep caliing them whroe
cardboardkutout (2:25:21 AM): sfucing wores
THEONLYPACO (2:25:32 AM): heh
Yep, I claimed that I came up with the idea for "Surf Ninjas". I really did though. It appears as though I was having "whore" issues too.
cardboardkutout: msut bof mygirlfrisnds chraea t on y a eabnd taljk ashit about my pills and booze things
cardboardkutout: but god dakmn it I"m a writer
cardboardkutout: and hmmeinein wayw rrnak and did piulls
cardboardkutout: and I'm way better than that fucer
cardboardkutout: icause nobody wants tho hear about a jerkoff adnd his big fivsh
cardboardkutout: fuck that
Wes_isthebest: true dat, later man
Here, I told an ex-girlfriend that I was tired of living and wanted to just end it all. I explained that I had just enough pills to do it. She made me promise to not kill myself just yet. I told her I'd hide my pills to protect myself. I guess I really did hide them. They are no where to be found. To make matters worse, I keep my recreational pills in with my sanity pills. I can't find my anti-psychotic/anti-depressant. I'm a little scared.
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cardboardkutout: "will, be funny
cardboardkutout: "weill be funny all teh teim"!
exgirlfriend1: from who
exgirlfriend1: to be funny?
cardboardkutout: it's very pressured
cardboardkutout: epopel excpelfty ou to be funny all teh teim
cardboardkutout: but "'m just antoehr dude
cardboardkutout: ut; sh hewhel :wukkm ve fybbyt:
exgirlfriend1: tell those bastards to go fuck themselves
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cardboardkutout: U gate ny kudfe']
cardboardkutout: U hate ny liufe
cardboardkutout: sinemtneunmts ust want to die
exgirlfriend1: i like that , tell me more
cardboardkutout: I hate m life I want to kills msyaelf
exgirlfriend1: the world is better with you in it
cardboardkutout: what do I contouprbutei
cardboardkutout: i ahve one last pills to talke tand that i's tiiit
cardboardkutout: but I"ll hjide it
cardboardkutout: beacue you claiem that liefe is owrthti liging