Naked Bible

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German Protestant youth group has put together a 2006 calendar with 12 staged photos depicting erotic scenes from the Bible, including a bare-breasted Delilah cutting Samson's hair and a nude Eve offering an apple.

I've always said that the Bible is great and all, but it just needed more titties. Finally, somebody has combined my love for scripture and masturbation. This is a wonderful union. It's beautiful.