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Monday, August 07, 2006

Amnesty International is for Fags

BEIRUT, Lebanon - Israeli warplanes repeatedly bombed Beirut's southern suburbs and pounded other areas of Lebanon on Monday, killing at least 15 people. Fierce fighting between Israeli soldiers and Hezbollah guerrillas in south Lebanon killed one soldier, the army said.


I was watching the news this morning, and I heard some shti about Amnesty International.

Kill em with kindness and you don't get a big banner for yourself to show all your friends? That's dumb. That's really dumb. Double dumb. Some would say that I'm talking double negatives. For you math wiz kids out there, I failed Algebra... X amount... of times.

I don't know what the fuck that's all about, but it shouldn't matter. It's obviously gay.

I'm a little worried about being forced to go there and kill a bunch of people I don't know in some sort of Bizarro crusades. Last time I checked, not a lot of people are really into getting that fat cash from Tin trade in Mongolia.

I do know that I have a Lebanese-American friend and he has a funny shaped nose. Other than that, he's a good friend. I'll have him know that it's not about Hezbollah and Israel. It's about how I think they should just shut up and kiss each other. Neither one of them are all that Christiany. Hell, the Islam bible is all in scribllebilly and I hear it's backwards. Whatever the fuck that's about.

But I must admit, that Condi Rice sure has been making a lot of sense lately. She must be one of the good ones. That's what my Grandfather would say.

;)

read the classics before you listen to the contemps.

But if you're gay for the middle east. Give till you asshole bleeds to Amnestiy International. Just wrap it up, I hear that's how Tim Duncan got all pale. That's how a virus spreads. Fucking.

DIRK IS THE 4th reich. I learned that from a Mexican and a bunch of other drunk Mexicans.

Bum.

posted by Will at 5:13 AM

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