So, Fidel Castro is sick and has to have a little boy to say "hang in there guy!".
That's sickeningly cute. I'm sure a quarter of you remember who Elian Gonzales is, he's a bitch boy with a love of Disney ears. What are Disney ears good for Walt?
Handle Bars for forced Mouth Rape!
Sure, if this was a "Free"/FREE! world. Elian Gonzales wouldn't have had to float around on a raft with the rotting corpse of his dead mother laying next to him.. or whatever... just to see the Magic Kingdom.
Belinda Carlisle once said, "oooooooooooo Baby, do you know what that's worth? We'll make heaven a place on earth".
If Elian Gonzales wanted to go to Disney World, he should have been concerned for Fidel Castro's health a long time ago. Then they would have made a spickitacular Mouse with a taint tickling beard and an obvious oral fixation.
But either way, Elian Gonzales learned a true tale of American Hardship, and now he's better for it. He also got a chance to get the fuck out before it was too late to make a difference.
I still want our god damn American mouth raping ears back, kid. I'm sure I can convince some Indonesians to turn it into some shoes. I'll give it back to some Cubans. I believe in paying it forward too.
Just remember, the only reason Elian Gonzales isn't an "American", is because a bunch of bleeding heart liberals and a bunch of conservative Florida white trash wanted a few votes. I think. I was pretty young back then. Whatever. That place is gator country and I've always been a Dolphin fan. Free Ricky! The communist dictators to the north have him. I think that's my new platform.
Bumming it for Bum's sake.
not done yet.