Eskimo Kisses

America, FUCK YEAH!

LONDON - Oil prices jumped by more than $1 a barrel Monday following a production shutdown at an Alaskan oil field that accounts for almost 8 percent of U.S. production.

Go Alaska. It's your birthday. You're gonna party hard like it's your birthday.


Like your white snow? Like all that shit? Enjoy crab pods?

I don't, but that doesn't matter. All that matters is that we're taking care of our own again.

Now, if killing a few Islamic "Fundamentalist" who lacked a strong father figure is worth a bunch of Eskimos licking each other's manginas, that's cool. Just stop calling that shit a crusade. You preachers out there are sickening. Stop pushing your political views in with your preaching. You preach the word of the lord and that's a beautiful thing. This wasn't a war on Islam. It's a war on Terror. Stopping bullies from becoming bigger bullies. Checks and balances. Lean in, lean back. I think I heard that in a hip hop song once.

Now, if you heard about those problems in Tikrit or wherever the hell that's at. Remember.

Democrazy is so dope.

Kudos to you sir. Hustlin' cats for bigger fish.

That Crab Fisherman show on Discovery is a good show.